The REAL beginning

Until the point where the Llama leapt out of the perfectly pruned hawthorne bushes, everything had been fine. But then a Llama jumped out of the perfectly pruned hawthorne bushes und spake unto me. In a voice which resounded around the world five times the majestic monkey/Llama proclaimed 'go to L.S.S. and you will find your destiny'. And so my journey began.