My "shopping" spree

I took the llama (AH)'s words straight to heart, well almost straight, it went round my upper digestive system twice then out my rectum and returned though my nose. First of all i stole the vampire's shriveled frog, then i bought myself life insurance at gun point, i got a really good rate. To get myself around my "shopping" destinations, i also stole a fleet of granny mobiles, leaving the grannies to walk, a task I'm sure they greatly enjoy. In addition i now have 76 residencies across rugby that i have conveniently filled with a mixture of water, chocolate syrup and urine. I'm just off for a bath now, i do love bathing with my friends in the underwater silk worm platoon.