My quest begins

I was walking to my destination of choice (I'm not sure where that is) when i decided that it would be shorter to take a short-cut. My short-cut went down a back alley that seemed to whisper "come here, there aren't any hobos with knifes. No hobos at all." How could i resist? Unfortunately half way down the alley i was ambushed by knife wielding hobos. It was 5 against 2 and my imaginary friend was out 4 the count, it's luky that it is only me who can see him/her or he/she would be in serious trouble! Anyway, soon enough they had me pinned against a wall "im gona stick this sharp thing right in you" said the hobo who looked like the leader, well he was the least dirty one anyway. Luckily for me, and sam (my imaginary friend), the almighty llama (ALL HAIL!) turned up just in the nick of time. With one waft of that patanted curry stench all five of them were out cold, its times like these im glad i lost my entire nasal functions in that nucleur testing accidence, and believe me there was a lot of function to lose. "Thankyou so much oh almighty llama." i said.
"what for?" he replied "They were my friends! And i've just knocked them all cold."
"Oh frolicking one, how could you be friends with ones such as those?" I asked in horror .
"Oh don't worry, I'm not." He said very seriously, "I'm off for a curry now, but before i go i will give you my official comand: THOU SHALT BEGIN A QUEST!"
"And what is my quest oh hairy one?"
"Damn, hadn't got that far... Oh go find the Llamalingmen, search far and wide, then look in a toilet. This is your quest, now go!" And off i went, i traveled light and used the nearest big stranger for transport. I was happy, my life had purpose again, i was on my way!