Saturday, 3 March 2007

Is this significant?

I was already the most paranoid carp on the planet, so the events of Crémerie Street did nothing to help my nervous disposition. As I was walking to the bus stop to catch my train to school, i tripped over an inconveniently placed ice cream pot. As I fell i looked between my legs and saw a slightly diturbing sight; a blatant Vampire averting its gaze from myself (by now vigorously licking the plum and banana flaavoured ice cream off myself). It began to whistle, just as i would have done if i had been caught stalking someone (and believe me i had). This struck me as odd and a shiver of cold went down my back, reminding me that i needed to go home and get rid of the ice cream now dribbling down my neck.

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