My experiences in 3 eyes (not including the strip dancing and the mouldy carpet)

WARNING: the account that folows will be both random and confusing, if you are of sane temperance please do not attempt to read this, thank you.

I extracted myself from the bin I had unfortunately ran into while folowing MIGS (i swear i told my other self to walk into a bin) and parachuted down the newly installed chimney in the BBC, landing in a lifesize moddle of a wedding cake made entirely out of... well cake. At this point i was also pondering how to stow aboard "The Stupid Sue" (you've got to love grafiti) and accidently walking off the pier (1 of my other selves was taking a bath). As soon as my head hit the water it came to me in a flash of the 69th dimension equivalent of light, it was simple! All i had to do was invelop myself in Major Bellend's blubber (i swear he's half wale). I quickly proceded to dive into the Major's ample stomach and unfortunately, also into the bin i had just seconds before extracted myself from. "Day old pizza!" I proclaimed.
"My stomach's articulation has got a lot better recently, it even tells me what it wants!" replied the Major.