I stepped over the threshold of the rummy establishment, residence of the vampire, with a slop in my step. This was unfortunate as it therfore meant that every step i took lasted about 40 seconds. The vampire wafted a fart through the door to greet me and i matched its divine aroma with a blow-off of my own. Already i felt good, as this had forced a wry smile in the vampire's grotesque features. limp flolym.
''Will you be chummy with me you filthy disgusting piece of fossilized monkey poo in the form of a reincarnated duck liver with chives, lightly brushed with an overpowering mix of banana?'', I inquired with much charm.
''well sure, now you've said those words of couse i will!''
And so my chum-battle was won, yet I can't help but feel that the whole thing was set up, especially as there are many holes in the ceiling...
Still, no matter at least zimplerty splomerty has got an exquisite piece of cheese with toad droppings waiting for me.
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