Schneeman!

As i slept that night i found a schneeman in my bed. This was rather distressing as it had three large blood covered fangs and a pointy fringe. It was at that point that i realised that it was a vampire. The same vampire that i ahd seen in the street when i had tripped over the ice cream. I couldn't stop staring at its three teeth in horror- it was meant to have two! ''Hey don't worry, my third tooth obstructs the other two so i can't bite you''

Once i had driven the plastic stake into its frog i slept well, but dreamt that it was still alive.

Damn, i was meant to put a wooden stake into its heart!