My one true Blazer- and my greatest friend...

I turned the bend and what a sight met my disbelieving eyes. I knew without asking the Llama (all hail) that this was it. Lss. The random statue of a man set into the front of it, of which I had heard so much. It could only be. I entered, and went to the reception. The attractive Zebra there told me that in order to embark on my trip of destiny I would have to aquire a blazer. This was disappointing to say the least, as I did not want to lose the gorrilla outfit. I was about to turn away to go and do a spot of shopping when the Zebra spoke its dying words. 'If you really must keep the sexy out fit, then find Flo' it said. For some reason i couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes after it said the name, despite the fact it was now lying behind the counter with its belly slashed open (don't ask me how that happened :P).

I asked numerous people where i could find Flo, all of whom cracked up when the name departed my mouth. Eventually i found him in the bogs, wolfing down the contents of a particularly tasty looking toilet. I knew what I had to do. I sneaked up behind him and plunged his head deep into the dunny, spilling water everywhere. I held him in for a minute until the small capacity of his lungs was completely full and he stopped struggling, then, cool as a cucumber, whipped off his blazer.

I put it on. It felt sehr gut. Little did i now of its powers and how important they would become to me. And then there was the Ping-Pong ball, don't forget the Ping-Pong ball. My destiny awaited. All hail.