Meanwhile at the BBC....

I pranced into the main office and inexplicably peed all over the receptionist she was quite shocked and threw up elephant excrement into her mouth. This was quite sickening for the security camera and it also decided to take a peep on my back. This was followed by me kicking it in the face and setting off the alarms, i was escorted out of the building peeing everywhere and was told off and i had stones thrown at me as well. For this i twocked a car and went to burger king i spent €$£1000 on burgers and went back to the BBC to play a brilliant game of burger bowling in which i scored every single point. I was very p***ed off at this point but decided to bide my time and wait another day or 2 before planning my next attack on the BBC.

PS. इफ यू कैन रीड थिस थें यू अरे अ गय्लोर्द ठाट गिवेस हैण्ड शाडेस तो गोत्स!!! (अ च्लोसे रेलेशन तो मीन)