R.I.P. Jeb of the North

R.I.P.

'So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land into a good and spacious land, a land flowing with milk and honey—the home of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites.' Exodus 3:8

Since thousands of years BC, the Jebusites have been a strange race. Evidence in the Bible suggests Jeb of the North was the last of the Jebusites of the Promised Land.

It is finally clear, on what is at least the fourth tragic ending of Jeb of the North, that Harry Potter is from Israel. This news has come as something as a shock to us all.

During more intensive examination of the bestselling book of all time [no, not Harry Potter] I discovered that Jeb's mission was not accomplished after all and God was not satisfied that Jeb had found an inventive enough method to do away with Winnie the Pooh Prodder:

'When the LORD your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations—the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites, seven nations larger and stronger than you-' Deuteronomy 7:1-3

So God was not on Jeb's side. Sorry Jess; Jeb of the North has been transported to the promised land of milk and honey... Otherwise known as Lutterworth...

Who will save the Jeb of the North?

Noone can know.

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.