"Hello?
No?
Are you sure?
Not even a little bit?
OK, if you're sure.."
Where the hell were they? There's mena be a battle soon! They're late! I'll go see where they've got to.
"Now where's it gone.."
"..."
"OK, if that won't lift, maybe its over here."
"..."
"No, that's not it.."
"..."
"HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!"
"..."
"Fuck."
"..."
"Come on, who's locked the trap door. Come on, own up."
"..."
"Think this is funny? This your idea of a funny joke? Well, you know what? Fuck you! I've got pubic hair, I'm not gonna starve! I'll be just fine!"
At this point I walked into a wall and lost conciousness for 37 minutes. From my horizontal orientation, I noticed an irregularity in the room's illumination, there was no light source (source of light), and yet a thin beam cut across the ceiling. I clambered onto a verticality aid constructed entirely of smeg, and reached into the shaft's derivation.
My hand dissapeared.
In my palm I could feel the entirity of the WSOGMM, grasped in my now infinitly dimensional extension. And yet there was something that defied definition, it was not part, but existed as a free radical, an anti-existence, a true god. I formed the fill into a shute, directing the destruction to the woods of the 23rd to 27th dimensions. Eventually, instantaniously, it was there.
tsss
crrruk
tchib
The following is an account of the events that shook our universe, compiled from dying words, and drug induced insanities:
Chuck Norris appeared in the 100 acre wood, and upon sighting The Jeb of the North, proceded to divide him by 0. He immediately started expanding, and contracting, at speeds approaching celeritas. The Jeb obtained innumerous puncture wounds from various celestial bodies, he is presumed dead. His skin is currently chasing the perimeter of the universe. Our galaxy is, at this time, located in his anus, we are safe in this vast expanse, until which point he has a bowel movement. The construction of lasers is recommended.
-MOD
(yes I know we're not MOD, we stole it off them 'cause we're not as good)
Chuck Norris appeared in the 100 acre wood, and upon sighting The Jeb of the North, proceded to divide him by 0. He immediately started expanding, and contracting, at speeds approaching celeritas. The Jeb obtained innumerous puncture wounds from various celestial bodies, he is presumed dead. His skin is currently chasing the perimeter of the universe. Our galaxy is, at this time, located in his anus, we are safe in this vast expanse, until which point he has a bowel movement. The construction of lasers is recommended.
-MOD
(yes I know we're not MOD, we stole it off them 'cause we're not as good)
2 comments:
That hover box was an awesome idea but MOD is british :P
Yeh, i noticed that, but couldn't think of nethin else 2 put, i meant 2 ask sum1 but i 4got, and neway, the americans usually nab our intelligence dnt they?
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