The magic Rods

It had happened, the process of wet bending had been completed. Those metal rods had to be bent, bent like dobby. It had been done though, and the time was right. These rods could transtort any poon to another dimension. But the shaft of this plan did not run smoothly, it was bumpy but worst of all hairy, right the way upto the bell. And then they went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like; i love poon. The rods had been placed in a giant bunion and the first to test out this aphrodisiac contraption would be the jeb of the north. He sat on the middle rod and pushed the g spot. Unfortunately everything went wrong and the jeb of the north was killed off, by a monster sperm. When touching the cloth of wet dreams the sperm tranformed into a fish shaped human. And started to sing with a chorus of it's all about poon. Little did the fishey sperm know that the jeb of the north was not actually dead he started to arise but the sound of the fishey sperms singing merked him off.... again. Because his body was such a sight of ownage he was naped and got absolutley PWN3D.