The donkey was mad, very mad. He gathered up his ghetto crew of other pole dancing donkeys and decided that he needed to pull out his saturated tampon.
Whilst creeping around the wood like well... a cat on speed the jeb of the north spotted the male donkey ingesting that very tampon. "yumm" he said, "menstrual sludge" making sure every last drop was lapped up.
The jeb of the north saw the donkeys ear twitch, he had been heard, maybe that was becase he had been shouting OY-CHI-MI-CHI at the top of his voice in a science lesson. the donkey turned round and roundhouse kicked the jeb in the face. A chorus of lol was sang by the surrounding squigrels. Jeb lie on the ground bleeding. The donkey transported the jeb back to his court where he was sentenced to death... by snoo-snoo. Nobody knew what snoo-snoo was but all the victims of this torture died because of broken pelvis's.
It was time... orgasmic noises could be heard coming from the tent... the jeb was nailed.
the donkey cut off his penis and put in on his mantlepeice, to jack over
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