In the dark...

It was an average sort of overcast day, with a chill wind whooshing through the air and the raucous shouts of sheriff lads piling into sainsbury's local. But I wasn't a part of any of that... I was hiding in the dark. In fact, I had woken up earlier that morning and been startled to find myself in a snuggly warm pocket. My only complaint was that there was something rather long and hard resting against my head... but I could put up with it. After all, it was doing me no harm.

I heard the familiar voice of Naomi about two feet above me... which confused me somewhat seeing as I was outside the a school for boys and Naomi was, quite clearly, a girl. A bus roared past. In a previous life I would have made the treacherous journey over to Rugby High on that bus... however nowadays you need the capacity to have regular onion fun in order to brave public transport.

I was not quite sure what my part was in this parallel pocket universe... although it appeared I was there for no particular purpose, someone out there knew my reason...

Alas, I didn't.