greetings from the cutlery drawer

With all the talk of llamas, random websites and men in gorilla suits, there was far too much for a mere wooden spoon to cope with. So as usual I was left rather bemused [yes, I never know what's going on here]. Although by the sound of it noone else does either so it isn't exactly a problem.

As I took my first tentative steps into the world of the random story, I cast my eyes around, taking in the surreal surroundings and bizarre smells... I think I have one word to insert here... DOORKNOB...and the wondrous sounds of Spider Solitaire flicking cards onto the Mother Spoon's computer screen.

Amazing things, computers. I think I will have to disappear back into my sheltered little drawer for now - for a first day there has already been far too much excitement...

So alas, my good friends, I bid you all farewell.

*Sings 'So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen goodbye' song from Sound of Music...*

xo