The Entrace of Him

I wandered round sheriff, i was at a loss at what to do, i knew i could not enter any lessons, my penis was way too big for that. I tried entering the science departments, in an attempt to make crystal meth, but to my dismay i found:
"ITS LOCKED!" My consternation grew, this did not bode well, for the door was not even closed. I meandered round to the front of school, when my attention was suddenly ripped to the present, as countless millions rode past me, into the sunset, slapping their behinds as they went. I braced my shoulders, and with much effort, weathered the flood, but what i saw as the last of the herd rounded the corner made me wish to the highest entity (AH) that i had been swept along with them, so i did not have to face the hideous being of filth then assaulted my eyes. Yes, i did just get nobbed in the eye. We stood, watching eachother across the expanse of the steps, neither making any move. A cry of "BAIL!" went up from inside, the beast's head flicked instantaneously right, and with a final hiss that nearlly knocked me off my foot, was gone. I reeled from my encounter, and when i had recovered sufficiently, i staggered up the steps and into the foyer, fueled by my insaitable incuriosity, i knew i must find out more. The second i entered the sacred hallow, all the lights dimmed, and a portal shone with the fires of hell, up on the far wall. "Ooh, a TV!" I said. Writing shimmered into existance on the screen, and i saw, for the 1st time, a name that would change my life forever...
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