flumpty muntle

after hearing a rather loud outburst of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"
i decided that the canteen must have ran out of food and that someone was being nibbled. but hang on, doesnt two nibbles make a munch?
after pondering this, and many other nonsensical queries, i realised i was 20 minutes late for form which i thought was quite an acheivement seeing that it was only 15 minutes long.
i headed towards the source of the cry and stumbled across a doorframe. Literally.
i quickly dropped all of my loose change and ran as i saw the assmaster coming towards me. It turns out he wasnt after the change, which he picked up with orgasmic delight, but something else.