The Chavs

When onion fucker awoke from her sleep, she checked her watch, It was three in the afternoon. Shocked, she rose quickly from her bed, and pulled on some clothes (she enjoyed to sleep naked). After waving farewell to her pet goose, she walked swiftly from the house. Soon she arrived at the terror zone. She stepped over the line and into chav territory. Quietly she hid behind a small hedge and unzipped her bag, inside she had pure diamonds, mined from the underground tunnel in her garden.Slowly she crept along the hedge until she heard the unmistakeable sound of a boring beat with terrible lyrics. Swiftly she took the diamonds from her bad and aimed. FIRE! The chavs screeched as the real diamonds hit them - they could not stand anything that wasnt fake. Chcukling to herself, onion fucker ran quickly from the scene blasting Room 409 from her phone as she went...