A new horizon

I had a headache, my brain had overloaded from the influx of data it was being forced to process, in order to retify this problem i promptly commited suicide with a few of my clones, keeping only my mole in the BBC, the body it is atatched to and a spare (in case of puncture), oh yh, and obviously the original. Well actually thats not 100% true, i didnt commit suicide with the Major Bellenden clone, i was turned into sushi, just as sam patrick swung through the conveniently smashing window crying "I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" He landed in a pot of extra hot sushi-curry and dissolved. "Well," said the temporarily animated remains of the Major, "not much more i can do now, is there?"
"No." I replied.
"What?" enquired MIGS
"The Major's dead."
"HONK!!"
"Exactly." And so we went on.

McBoner had commited suicide. We had hoped he would have been of more use to us but it turnes out he was just stickin with us untill the point he could find an object sharp enough to end his life. As it happenes the time it took for this event to occur was 38 minutes. "I'll be back in a second, im just gona water this fire hydrant." That was what he had said, when we turned around he was lying in a pool of blood, surprisingly large for the amount of time he had been out of our sights. "That looks tasty." said MIGS
"No, MIGS," I replied "He just ate a pudding. And in answer to your previous question, you did have a new companion, but you don't any more!"

My migrain was getting worse. It was at this point that i decided to enter my subconcious. I did this for two reasons: 1, it would, for the time being, shut down most of my bodily functions, allowing my brain to recover; and 2, i hoped that i already knew where the llamalingmen was, although i did not know it and entering my own subcocious would allow me to find it. At first, entering my own mind was a problem, after i shared my plans with MIGS, he immediately came up with an extraordinary idea: "I know!" he exclaimed, "I'll just hit you over the head with this crow-bar and you'll go into a coma. Just like that TV program i was watching, whats it called? Oh yh, Life On Jupiter!"
"Great i..." Everything went black.